Research is a glorious thing.

[randomling]

Uncovered via Wiki Answers in the process of researching my novel:

Q: How do you clean semen off a suede couch?

A: Do not ejaculate on the couch in the first place.

Comments

[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

well, that would indeed fix the problem.

[puszysty.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha

[musicboxgirl.livejournal.com]

Hahaha that is a pretty damn good answer

[kygrlslovekevin.livejournal.com]

so damn funny i couldn't resist commenting. isn't it odd the things you can find if you look on wiki? all hail wiki!!!

[beckyo.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! Excellent tip.

[bououou.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOL! :'D

[pensnest]

How... useful. Hmm.

[rikes]

Ahahahahahaha! Try telling that to some people! :D