Not having a good day.

[randomling]

Or a good week or a good month, to be fair. Sigh.

Inky, do you want to break LJ again when you get here? I could do with cheering up.

(In fact if anyone wants to break LJ with me, I will not complain. Hello, universe.)

Comments

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I'd so break the internet with you but I'm going with James to the walk in clinic in 20 minutes. Until then though, I'm yours.

Have you any fun ideas to tell me?

[catviret.livejournal.com]

[beams] [snuggles you]

I have many fun story ideas? TrickyLambs porn-with-something-that-vaguely-resembles-a-plot (Lance, of course, is engineering everything for his own amusement and the edification of his bandmates). Joey and his magic healing dick (heavy on the h/c, duh - and of course, Justin is broken in ways that Joey can't fix with magical genitalia). Genderswap high school AU. Various other-fandom crossovers. I am not short. Except of time to write!

Select a bunny and I will tell you all. :D

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I want to know about them all, but this is the one that grabs my eye.
So predictable I know.

Joey and his magic healing dick (heavy on the h/c, duh - and of course, Justin is broken in ways that Joey can't fix with magical genitalia)

[catviret.livejournal.com]

Well. That's probably the story I'm going to write for badass_badfic (SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE). It's also a fanfic100 story for the Joey/Justin claim, for the Fixed prompt.

The idea is simple! Joey discovers that his dick has the power to heal physical injuries and illness. Which kind of suits Joey and his tendency to offer comfort sex in any case. And (ooh I just thought of this!) Justin starts finding ways to hurt himself so he can get sex with Joey. Joey of course is fairly oblivious to this and is desperately thinking, shit, why can't my magic healing dick stop Justin wanting to self-harm?

And then he realizes WHY and he can just say - Justin, you don't have to hurt yourself to have sex with me. You just have to say, Joey, have sex with me.

[beams]

[rikes]

OMG awesomest community name ever. I joined immediately! :D

[catviret.livejournal.com]

OMG. First member, yay! ♥

Thank you!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Oh man, Lucy! That idea. I love you so much right now. Like, seriously.

I can't wait to read that!

[catviret.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad! I actually can't wait to write that one, it's gonna be so much fun... :D