Closeted

Written as a pick-me-up for a friend having a bad day.

Summary: Lance needs to be quiet.
Warnings: Boybands, RPF, sex.
Also: Unbeta'd.

For llamabitchyo.

Closeted

( Lance, I'm not kidding )

This is how you know I'm a sick woman.

Well, it's like this:

Everyone says that they think it's awesome how Justin is happy to look silly and do stuff like his recent SNL skit. Granted, I haven't seen the skit itself yet, just a few pictures, but here's what I'm thinking.

Yes, it's cool that he does that, I like that he's silly.

But the man is wearing a leotard, tights and high heels. And he has a beard. And he is hot.

My gender-fuckery issues, let me show you them. Bearded man in a leotard? Guaranteed to turn me on.

Did I mention I'm sick?