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Lee ([personal profile] randomling) wrote2008-09-07 11:45 pm

Research is a glorious thing.

Uncovered via Wiki Answers in the process of researching my novel:

Q: How do you clean semen off a suede couch?

A: Do not ejaculate on the couch in the first place.
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[personal profile] rikes 2008-09-09 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahahaha! Try telling that to some people! :D