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Lee ([personal profile] randomling) wrote2008-09-07 11:45 pm

Research is a glorious thing.

Uncovered via Wiki Answers in the process of researching my novel:

Q: How do you clean semen off a suede couch?

A: Do not ejaculate on the couch in the first place.

[identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com 2008-09-07 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
well, that would indeed fix the problem.

[identity profile] puszysty.livejournal.com 2008-09-07 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahahaha
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[identity profile] musicboxgirl.livejournal.com 2008-09-07 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha that is a pretty damn good answer

[identity profile] kygrlslovekevin.livejournal.com 2008-09-07 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
so damn funny i couldn't resist commenting. isn't it odd the things you can find if you look on wiki? all hail wiki!!!
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[identity profile] beckyo.livejournal.com 2008-09-07 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO!!! Excellent tip.

[identity profile] bououou.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
LOOOOOL! :'D
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[personal profile] pensnest 2008-09-08 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
How... useful. Hmm.
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[personal profile] rikes 2008-09-09 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahahaha! Try telling that to some people! :D