Research is a glorious thing.

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Uncovered via Wiki Answers in the process of researching my novel:

Q: How do you clean semen off a suede couch?

A: Do not ejaculate on the couch in the first place.

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[kygrlslovekevin.livejournal.com]

so damn funny i couldn't resist commenting. isn't it odd the things you can find if you look on wiki? all hail wiki!!!