apparently, it IS her real name. just really condensed. "Shakira, whose real name is Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll, was born February 2, 1977, in the city of Barranquilla, Colombia. The name of "Shakira" in Arab means: "woman full of grace" and in hindu represents to the "diosa of the light"."

AND OH, DO. (pharrell, at least, because he is gorgeous. ♥ ♥ ♥) does jesse (lance's ex, jesse) get a brief mention, too? ;)

also? EMINEM!SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.